Glimpse
Don’t you just hate it when every time you go out to eat near the building where your ex works, you think you are going to see her, but you never do? The only thing you can do every time you enter the...
View ArticleSexahol
High school was a strange time of pre-internet sexlessness and adults warning me endlessly in varying filmstrips and interrupted lesson plans of the dangers of “Peer Pressure”. Peer Pressure (PP), I...
View ArticleARC
Automatic Relationship Compensation (ARC). I’ve discovered that I suffer from ARC after I bought my first car. The concept is this: the more my romantic life suffers, the more money I spend on my...
View ArticleAmazing Women
LOOKING NOT FINDING Looking online for someone to date is like shopping for a car. Too old, too young, wrong color, wrong features, looks like high-maintenance hotness, looks perfect but the seller...
View ArticleA Day in the Life
Recently, the town I live in held a small photo contest on facebook. They asked local photographers to shoot “A Day in the Life of Evanston”. I thought this could be a good idea if people...
View ArticleTHE YEAR IN PHOTOS – 2011
In 2011, I shot more than 20,000 photos, keeping around 17,000 of them, at 343 photo shoots (not including physician headshots). Someone in my office suggested that I do a, “Photos of the Year,” but...
View ArticleAnticipation
Sometimes you preposition snow plows when the forecast calls for 5-8 inches of snow. In Chicago, this is a good practice. Today, even though it is 48 degrees out, I can imagine the sun-dried pavement...
View ArticleBase, foul and annoying
A lesser man might take to his blog to complain about his coworkers. The total and complete lack of work ethic might bother this man. Seeing them playing video games all day while this man slaves...
View ArticlePayoff
These bobcat snowplows look even more bad-ass in 6 inches of snow, but no one seems to remember where the keys are, I guess. The earlier snowless shots are HERE.
View ArticleCrowdsourcing
I love the term “crowdsourcing”. In a nutshell, it involves giving a problem to an undefined group of people to solve, similar to outsourcing but specifically to an undefined group rather than a...
View ArticleCanine Compound
Every morning, someone is out in the courtyard behind my bedroom window screaming “Duke,” in inadequately-hushed tones repetitively in some kind of valiant attempt to overcome the human-dog language...
View ArticleMaking bubbles
Photoshop has been good to me. Since version 4.0 or so, I’ve been teaching myself successfully how to use it and having a lot of fun along the way. I’m always impressed with what it can do in such a...
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